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Introduction
Once upon a time I have an experience with such an interesting drink, somehow weird, even mythical. I heard about it in multiple memes, but didn't have enough bravery to try it myself. However one day my roommate, which was the same way interested in it as me was, persuaded me to taste that prohibited liquid, which no one has tasted before - "The Holy Parsley Tea".
Healthy qualities
The beneficial properties of the Tea are due to its chemical composition.
The leaves and stems of the plant contain:
- ascorbic acid;
- vitamin P;
- calcium, iron and magnesium;
- selenium and zinc;
- B vitamins;
- carotene;
- potassium, sodium and phosphorus;
- manganese and copper;
- essential oils;
- vitamins E and K.
For me, as a programmer, Parsley Tea introduces such significant buffs as:
- strengthening bones and joints, which must definitely help my coder's broken back;
- removing feeling of the chronical tiredness (obvious);
- normalization of the work of the reproductive system (🌚);
- strengthening the general immunity.
Recipe
And now the most interesting and important part: the secret recipe of Parsley Tea, which has come to my ears from the enigmatical community of Lin Kuei:
- Wash fresh greens with cold water from dust and dirt;
- Chop the parsley into small pieces;
- Dry parsley in a microwave oven to make its flavour more saturated;
- Boil some water and cover parsley with it for 10 minutes (1 teaspoon per cup of water);
- Profit!
Conclusion
Parsley Tea may sound like a meme, but its benefits are no joke. Packed with nutrients that strengthen bones, boost immunity, and fight fatigue, it’s an unexpectedly powerful drink, especially for those glued to their screens. So, embrace the myth and give the Holy Parsley Tea a try - you might discover your next level healthy ritual.